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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

4.5 billion years ago, Jupiter was 2.5 times its current size, scientists discover. - Stewartville Star

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your craziest college sex story?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

No way

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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